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BabySugnlasses

My friends have babies on the brain, in the belly, or in chic backpacks strapped to their husbands. Here’s where I’m at…

drug-addiction

I’ve recently discovered that drug addicts are more capable than I am…

kate-upton

Why do I not have the same career as Kate Upton?

My Frenemies
The Hot Mess.

In an ongoing effort to get her life together, The Hot Mess tackles her makeup drawer…

Parent-noia.

Mom sent me this, thinking it might help me become a Mrs…

The Hot Mess.

Is The Hot Mess a scrubbed, moisturized, budgeted beauty queen or a hardcore hoarder?

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