So, the latest Crazy Bitch Food Trend is called the K-E Diet, which involves sticking a feeding tube into a bimbo’s nose, where it will remain for 10 days. Nutso Lady will then receive 800-calorie-per-day food supplements for 10 days through a portable pump, much like a shit bag only it shoots crap into you instead of catching it come out of you.  It’s especially hot with brides, who’ve been known to catch Full On Psychosis from the diamond on their finger.

I would only do this if I could snort pureed Sprinkles cupcakes.