ENGAGED & UNDERAGE(ISH)
Miley Cyrus, 19, and Liam Hemsworth, 22, ARE ENGAGED! Check out her 3.5-carat Neil Lane rock, courtesy of People.com.
I’m gonna be straight with you: I’m pretty freaking jealous right now. At 19, I was just trying to figure out how to get someone on the USC water polo team to make out with me and pass my film classes while maintaining my daily 2pm-on Happy Hour routine. This girl has already starred in movies, gone multi-platinum with hot jams like “Party in the U.S.A.,” was nominated for a Golden Globe, AND figured out how to get a sexy guy to propose to her with a sweet diamond.
I blame my parents for my un-engaged Facebook status: Perhaps if my dad made a living rocking a mullet and crooning the square dancing anthem, and my mom had allowed me to get tattoos as a child, I’d be on the road to holy matrimony with a bangin’ Australian right now.