About the Bitch
Annie Baria was born in Colorado, but grew up in Davis, California, where she lettered in varsity debate and won the Best Driver award in high school. She spent her freshman year at SMU in Dallas, Texas, where she failed at earning her Mrs. degree; however, upon transferring to USC, she succeeded in earning a degree in Cinema-Television. The greatest hits of Annie’s career: writing and performing in The Groundlings SUNDAY COMPANY, optioning her sorority comedy screenplay, guest starring on CBS’ 2 BROKE GIRLS, producing and acting in the short film PRODIGAL starring Kenneth Branagh, and portraying dumb blondes in national JACK IN THE BOX and AXE commercials. Annie’s favorite things are her rescue mutt Lucy, the combination of peanut butter and chocolate, and 18 year old scotch. When not dieting or gold-digging, Annie has been caught performing at The Groundlings, Upright Citizens Brigade, and The Improv. Annie loves her imaginary boyfriend, who has a southern accent, big arms, and a job. She also loves her real family, friends, and the complimentary homeless man who lives on Melrose Avenue and always tells her she has “nice jugs.” She is endlessly grateful for all of their support.
Adam Kanter & Martin Spencer – Motion Picture Literary
Shawna Kornberg – Theatrical
Sonya Rosenfeld – Television Literary
Oasis Media Group
Allison Doyle & Audrey Gordon
Lichter, Grossman, Nichols, Adler & Feldman, Inc.
Cindy Farrelly Gesner & Peter Grossman
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