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		<title>ManDaddy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Meet the manliest daddy in Los Angeles... Introducing THE MANDADDY!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bitchhumor.com/2013/05/21/mandaddy/</link>
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		<title>ARE YOU A GOOD BITCH OR A BAD BITCH?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My mom's meditation on how to be a lady.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bitchhumor.com/2013/05/06/are-you-a-good-bitch-or-a-bad-bitch/</link>
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		<title>MOMMY TO BE</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is the stuff of NIGHTMARES. I guess this is supposed to teach kids that moms give birth by having their stomachs cut off? And, if you ever get knocked up, to be sure to dye your hair platinum, perm it, and put on some blue eyeshadow before going into labor?]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bitchhumor.com/2013/05/01/mommy-to-be/</link>
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		<title>YOU&#8217;RE THE ONE THAT I WANT</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I wish I had the time and self-confidence to train my dog to be the John Travolta to my Olivia Newton-John, then enter ourselves in dog-dancing contests:]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bitchhumor.com/2013/05/01/youre-the-one-that-i-want/</link>
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		<title>SHITS &amp; GIGGLES</title>
		<description><![CDATA[For my boyfriend's first guest blog, he decided to write about the time he crapped his pants. Enjoy!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bitchhumor.com/2013/04/19/shits-giggles/</link>
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		<title>THROWBACK THURSDAY</title>
		<description><![CDATA[#tbt to Soccer Team Photo Day]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bitchhumor.com/2013/04/18/throwback-thursday-4/</link>
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		<title>BEST EMAIL EVER?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Photo courtesy of Gawker This email posted on Gawker is one of the most amazing/crazy things I&#8217;ve ever read.  It&#8217;s from a high-ranking sorority board member, to the rest of the chapter, in regard to their unsavory new reputation for &#8220;LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD.&#8221; My personal favorite quote? &#8220;I will fucking cunt punt the ...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bitchhumor.com/2013/04/18/best-email-ever/</link>
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		<title>BIRTHDAY BITCH</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I GOT A PUPPY FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! Dreams really do come true.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bitchhumor.com/2013/04/11/birthday-bitch/</link>
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		<title>THROWBACK THURSDAY</title>
		<description><![CDATA[#tbt to the day my parents thought commissioning this painting of their chubby daughter was a good idea.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bitchhumor.com/2013/04/11/throwback-thursday-3/</link>
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		<title>HOOK-UP LOCATOR</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Um, this is AMAZE. Someone at UC Berkeley created this Facebook page to help you track down the dude/lady you hooked up with last night, but were too wasted to remember. The About section for UC Berkeley Hook-Ups reads: &#8220;This page is specifically designed to help the fellow drunk locate his/her Berk town hookup. If ...]]></description>
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